My Las Vegas Adventure

The glitz! The glamour! The $8 bottles of water! That's what I'll always remember about my big time adventure in Las Vegas (or "Lost Wages" as the hilarious say).

A whole hour here and these are the things I saw.

Lights! I didn't mean to take this picture, but wow- even the ceilings in Vegas are architecturally stunning.

This is the only known photo of me in Las Vegas. Not counting security camera footage and possible photos of me in Vegas that may exist in alternate timelines.

Last time I was here (the airport- I've never been outside the airport in Las Vegas- do people do that?) I was behind Jared Leto in line for a burrito. NO KIDDING! He was like, "Are you one of those fat guys from that podcast?" And I was like, "Belch!" (Kidding this time).

Get these motherfu . . . Plane story

Remember when Kendall and I did that show when we were on the plane, seated on either side of a crusty nun? Well- if you don;t SHAME on U!

Anyway- we should have waited, because the future of air travel sounds mighty LUXurious 2 US! Private compartments, wi-fi, lounges, and other perks make it sound like all us will one day be members of the mile high club! Of course, Kendall and I would each need to book a double-wide compartment if we hoped to get anyone else in there with us. Learn more HERE!