Snooki and Sarah Palin are the Same Person!

You can read THIS ARTICLE which tells you several reasons why the breakout star of the 'Jersey Shore' and the breakout star of the 2008 Vice Presidential Debate are essentially the same person.

The list is great, proving the gals have more in common than just both being fame-whore cartoon characters. Personally, I can't stand either of them- so I put a nice picture of Zac Efron, which is much easier on the eyes (and the soul).

More Reasons to Love Martha!

Coming closely behind her remarks that Rachel Ray is nothing more than a giggling chowderhead (basically what she said, which is definitely TRUE- Rachel even admits it), Martha lays into Republican Savior/Liberal Kneeslapper Sarah Palin! (See video HERE).

Tell it like it is, Martha!

When asked for her thoughts on the gun totin' Mama, Martha insists she's "dangerous" due to her complete confusion on every issue! Martha's right! When pressed further as to whether she's seen the Alaskan quitter's various interviews- she says "Why is everyone asking me that? I wouldn't watch her if you paid me!"

Just for that- I'm renewing my subscription to Martha Stewart Living!

See Ya, B***h!

Now that you've resigned over a year early, please go dig a hole and crawl deep into it. Don't leave a trail of bread crumbs, we don't want you to find your way back. Live a long and beautiful life as a hockey mom and whatever the fuck else. Just leave us the hell alone.

Thanks!

America

Wanda Sykes at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Black Lesbian Honors Black President!!!
It's all funny, but the best stuff may be in the 2nd part.

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall President's Day cartoon!

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PS- sorry i was confused when i made this one- mon. feb. 16 is actually old washington's bday not honest abey's. forgive the egregious error!!! please?

Obama Rumor

Psst!!! Don't tell ANYONE! I heard a very hush hush, on the down low, off the QT rumor that our new glorious Pres. Obama is a closet VEGETARIAN!!

That's what I hear. He's also a closet smoker, BUT he's trying to quit. A smoking vegetarian in the White House- Hello, 2009!

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Best Performances of '08

In our next podcast Kendall and I carefully dissect every moment of 2008, but we neglected to say our favorite performances of the year.

Needless to say, Heath Ledger's Joker was the best thing since . . . Jack Nicholson's Joker at the very least. When he was not on screen I constantly thought "Where's Joker?? What's Joker doing? Has anyone seen the Joker??" just like I always do for Poochy the rockin' dog. In fact, during the entirety of "Eagle Eye" I was wondering what the old Joker was up to.

Meryl Streep is GOD! She can do anything! "Doubt" is enjoyable for everyone's performances but "Streep is the new Messiah" will be on my Christmas cards next year! "I have such . . . doubts!!!!!" No DOUBT about it she's the entertainer of the millenium.

Was there a funnier person on screen in double-naught-eight than James Franco in "Pineapple Express"? No, dude!!! Spark up a doobie and watch some weird shit in Youtube until next week when the movie hits dvd! A++

Tina Fey is to thank for Obama!!! Yes SHE Can!!! I'm sorry Sarah Palin will be buried under a snow drift for the next 100 years for only one reason: no more Tina Fey as Sarah Palin!

The Bird Carrie wore on her head in her first attempt at marrying Big easily fits in with my top 3 birds of all time (the other two being Woodstock and Channel 4's Snowbird). Best Bird/Hair Ornament/Conversation Piece of the decade!!!

What were your faves???

Cliff and Kendall's Election Update

Our Election Night Podcast is up and running! Listen as we hear what happens as it happened!!! And if you still don't know who won, I won't spoil it hear- you'll have to hear it yourself!

a Message from Jake Gyllenhaal

Early voting is already on- and election day is two weeks away!!!

it's time for 3 Cliff and Kendall cartoons!

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it's time for 2 Cliff and Kendall cartoons!

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More Palin!

Dig this bitch like you're looking for oil in our unspoiled wilderness!

Bitch is Nuts!

Everyone knows Kendall and I had chosen our bitch to be Hillary- we loved her more than peanut butter Fiber One bars!

But now the Republicans have chosen a bitch for themselves- some idiot who used to be the mayor of the meth capital of Alaska. See above!!

Just remember- Cliff and Kendall's bitch is Barack- and don't you forget it!

Bush Wants More Extinct Varmints

Click HERE to read a Time Magazine story about our zany President and that wacky group of officials he works with, and how they are trying to change to the Endangered Species laws.

I say "Hooray!" Who the hell needs animals??? Not me! I'm a vegetarian. I ain't eatin' 'em so let's shoot them all and wear 'em!

And who needs nature? Fuck Wilderness!! Haven't you seen the bumper sticker on my SUV? It says 'Fuck Wilderness!' It even has an exclamation point! That's how much the Idiot in Chief and I want you to get aroused and stick your meat wand into wilderness!!

W Movie

Hmmm.

Too bad they already made a movie about Kendall and I!

McCain Beats Obama!

Click HERE to read about one way Grandpa McCain has trumped his rival Senator Obama.

Hint: People who like old bitches prefer McCain!

**Editor's Note: I love old bitches!! But the kind I prefer are below.**

Poll Results!- AMERICAN EDITION

Obama Beats McCain!

As far as barbecue guests go . . . Obama is the champ! More people would prefer to have Obama at their outdoor meat cook-a-thon than old timer McCain. Probably because McCain would take his teeth out and clean them, or ask you to run them through the dishwasher.

Of course of the two choices, Kendall and I would choose the big O as well. But given the choice of everyone ever to share our veggie burgers with? Hmm . . . what would that dinner party look like?

To read the "meaty" story of the political barbecue guests, click HERE.

Push out the Jive, Bring in the LOVE

Watch the above video, from weeks before the invasion of Iraq in 2003, in which Janeane Garafalo is forced to "debate" some Fox News asshole. Fox News=Evil Satan, yes? Yes. Especially the guy who really gets into it with Janeane.

There is also a clip from the same show (not episode) of "Fox and Friends" where the douche bag is talking about Rosie O'Donnell's dreams of watching two roosters mate. Must be seen to be believed! Go ahead and watch that clip HERE. It's very short and just check out how revolted even the other Fox News hosts are.

Then to get the bad taste out of your mouth, try this: