Kendall is HUGE!

A HUGE Star that is!!! He made an enormous debut on the newly cancelled "Law and Order: Los Angeles" on Monday night!

Enjoy these screenshots and imagine what Kendall was really thinking about during these scenes!

Here Kendall is thinking, "I wouldn't have had so much pasta for lunch

if I'd known I was going to be in a wide shot!"

Kendall's thoughts: "I'm glad I got to be one of the seated victims!"

Finally, finally, Kendall is thinking, "This guy should belch more."

Congratulations Kendall!! Great job!

(You can catch the whole episode on HERE on Hulu. It's titled "Hayden Tract.")

Wild in Disneyland!

Did they have to write our weight on there?

A magical drink outside the Tiki Tiki Room!

How we spent most of our day

Whoa daddy!

He couldn't believe he ate the whole thing.

Mickey-shaped foods are more magical!

But the other non-Mickey-shaped foods ain't half bad!

Two fatsos and Seven Dwarves

Chili in bread bowl- NOT THAT DELICIOUS!

Kendall enjoys the vegan equivalent of an 8 pound turkey leg

We rode a few rides when the food lines got too long

[Insert churro/dick joke]

Attention Mattel: Our licensing would be CHEAP!

Coming soon to a clearance table near you!

Most importantly- where did we park!??????????!

Wild in L.A.! 3

. . . and it goes on like this . . .

On the air!

Short lunch break

Ready to dig in again!

Kendall makes a vegan cake for a special occasion!

Cliff helps out with the cake as best he can

Pretty soon it's burrito time again!

Kendall tries to keep up with Cliff's voracious appetite!

Let's get healthy!

Fruit stinks!

The satisfaction that comes with eating healthy!

Often when we think we are hungry- we are really just thirsty!

Lather, rinse, repeat!

Wild in L.A.! 2

. . . further adventures . . .

You want a little ZING ZANG!?!??!

Ordering something FRESH

The fragility of life . . . the cosmic ballet goes on . . .

Saw old friend/guest star Stewart and did what the glitterati do: eat at the mall food court. Ya heard!

Wild in L.A.!

Kendall and I are together in Los Angeles this week and who knows what kind of trouble of couple of obese guys like us can get into!!! Here are some highlights so far!

We've eaten at some hot celebrity eateries!

Kendall shopped for some staples.

Cliff found a man to love him.

What's gonna happen next????

Kendall's Birthday Show!

This week on the show we're celebrating Kendall's 29th birthday! Wow, doesn't he seem so much older? WISDOM-WISE that is!

We've got Things You Should Know, What the Kidz R Saying, and more morbid obesity that you can shake the world's fattest stick at!

People Don't Know They're Fat?

According to THIS article on Yahoo- many American don't even know they're fat!!!!

DO NOT count Cliff and Kendall among that number! We are aware of our Super Obesity!

New Server Update!! (a 'How to')

The good news is we HAVE A NEW SERVER!!! This means no more episodes cut off in their prime-

The "other" news is that to get the upcoming shows (for the next 10 years or so) you will have to resubscribe to the show on iTunes.

Here's how: open iTunes, go to the iTunes store. Search for "cliff and kendall." You should be presented with a variety of options, including our Kathy Griffin spin-off, the old feed, and the new feed from our NEW SERVER.

The differences will be: the photograph for the new feed is the one above, and the title of the show now includes the number 2. (Just remember "shitty podcast . . ." No! Kidding, don't think that). There will also be fewer episodes listed under the new server's feed. Just click "subscribe" and you should be home-free to enjoy uninterrupted "Cliff and Kendall" throughout the new decade!! You could just click on this link to subscribe to the new feed as well.

Hopefully this is fairly easy, and we won't lose any of our beloved listeners!

Thanksgiving Dinner Show is Gobblin'!

And I mean "gobbling" and not a scary halloween "goblin." Just for clarification!

Pass the yams! We're "thankful" again! Join us for some dinner table talk: rants, raves, pie, sass, tofurkey, Things You Should Know (about Tksgvng), 3 Star Theater, Q&A, Special Music, and Bad Jokes!

It's 'gobble gobble' time this Sassgiving!

New Show(s): 100th Episode Celebration!!!

An occasion SO MOMENTOUS it couldn't be contained in just one episode! (Even though technically we're saying it is).

It's our 100th Episode Celebration- come along for the ride with listener favorite segments: Weird News, Media Minute, Things You Should Know, Stupid Questions, a Journey to Busheltown, and the BEST Bad Jokes of all time!

There are also guest stars and just one or two clips. A couple. A small sampling of past memories. Not to be missed!! Join us for our big transition to triple digits!

(Yes- there are two parts to download, 1 & 2 which should make it easier for you to listen at your convenience. Join us for this fun history making event!)

New Show: Kendall's 28th Annual Fat Fest

Hope your Halloween was AMAZING!!! Now on with the show- Kendall's birthday is here and you know what that means- a special birthday tribute podcast!!! And with us you know that means we'll be hitting the buffet line!

We've got birthday wishes, your voicemails in our Q&A segment, News from Kendall's Mama, a Snodbottom Editorial, and Bad Jokes that are the icing on the BIG FAT CAKE!!

Sign on for this calorie free cackle-fest (?) up now RIGHT ON THIS PAGE and on itunes! It's another party you can't miss =)

Halloween Cartoon! (2)

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Halloween Cartoon!

New Episode: "The Scary Vampire Show"

This week we kick-start the halloween season by 'sinking our teeth into' all things bloodsucker!

With Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know (about Vampires), C & K in the Kitchen, Your Voicemails, and More!!

Watch out for flying bats, and figures that approach you out of the mist . . . the witching season has only just begun!

New "Vacation" Movie- But . . .

Earth to Kendall! New Line Cinema is planning to make a new installment- or rather, a "reboot-ish" kind of installment in the "Vacation" movie series.

BUT! This one is set to follow a grown up Rusty and his family on some sort of bumbling adventure. Could be good?!? They are hoping to at least have Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo in for cameos as grandparents. I guess that'd be good, but it might just make me sad that they aren't the stars. We'll see! I guess any Griswald is a good Griswald?

Learn more HERE.

New Show: October Awareness Month

Ask yourself this question: "Are you aware of October??" Only you'd say, "Am I aware . . ." Okay- go ahead and ask. I'll wait.

What'd you answer? No?? Well----

You will be after you hear our new podcast that extols the many virtues and bemoans the various pitfalls of the tenth month of the year! We let you in on all the sassy reasons that October is different from the rest!

Also: pierced wangs, science quizzes, gr8 deb8ing, News from Kendall's mom, Media Minute, and BAAAAAAADDDDD Jokes!

Download now from itunes by searching "cliff and kendall" or visit cliffandkendall.com for all the latest haps in the world of sass!