Showing posts with label bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bush. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Bush Wants More Extinct Varmints

Click HERE to read a Time Magazine story about our zany President and that wacky group of officials he works with, and how they are trying to change to the Endangered Species laws.

I say "Hooray!" Who the hell needs animals??? Not me! I'm a vegetarian. I ain't eatin' 'em so let's shoot them all and wear 'em!

And who needs nature? Fuck Wilderness!! Haven't you seen the bumper sticker on my SUV? It says 'Fuck Wilderness!' It even has an exclamation point! That's how much the Idiot in Chief and I want you to get aroused and stick your meat wand into wilderness!!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

This Should Happen! Bush Sewage Plant

From PerezHilton.com:

"While some U.S. Presidents get highways, schools or monuments named after them, that doesn't seem to be the case for George W. Bush.

A group in San Francisco, which call themselves the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco (sounds very official, huh?), is asking voters to sign a petition to have a nearby building named after the Prez.

The building they'd like to honor Bush with is none other than the water sewage treatment plant on the nearby coast. Purrrfect! And the name? They'd like to have it called the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. Sweet and simple!

The plant is currently called the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant. Brian McConnel, one of the organizers stated, “Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs. So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history.”

The plan is to place a vote on the November ballot which will supposedly provide “an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.”

The group already has plenty of signatures to qualify for being on the ballot. Howard Epstein, chairman of one of the San Francisco Republican Party and one of the few Republicans in the city, is obviously against the naming, calling it "an abuse of process.” He adds, “You got a bunch of guys drunk who came up with an idea and want to put on the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city’s governance or cost.”

Oh yea, the idea to name the sewage plant after Bush apparently came to the organizers while drinking at a bar. If approved, the renaming would take effect on January 20th of next year."

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Oh Really?! Bush is Evil??

After 8 years of George W. Bush making a mockery of the United States Presidency someone is fed up!! That someone is former Democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich. He presented Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi with the articles of impeachment (which state the things we already know, like the lying, propagandizing, the war crimes), just as he tried in vain to impeach evil VP Cheney last year.

Of course Pelosi said she wouldn't support the move, calling it "divisive." Uh, yeah- we need to divide America from the clutches of this fascist who believes he's God's chosen boy in Washington!

Read more about this story HERE.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Cliff and Kendall Hate Guns!

But that doesn't stop Kendall from shootin'! It is important when venting frustrations to do so in a constructive manner. Rewallpaper the living room, polish your silver, bake a low fat cake, tell your children you love them, or shoot some shit! Kendall recently went on a shooting spree in a very controlled and safe environment (he even wore protection on his ears- Quentin Tarantino never told you that you could lose your hearing busting so many caps in so many asses!).

We would like to take this as an opportunity to say GUNS KILL PEOPLE. Also GEORGE W. BUSH KILLS PEOPLE. FOR OIL.

Kendall would never advocate assassinating anyone though. He's a nice guy. A peace-loving, cake eating kinda guy. We wish everyone happiness, fulfillment, and health.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!


**Editor's note: This cartoon does reflect the beliefs of Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast and all its parent companies and subsidiaries, save for the fact that Kendall will say his gas usually does not stink**

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Tell Me Lies


Believe it when we tell you that a brand new episode of Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast is on the way!

This week we're talking all about lies. Why do we lie? How do we lie? How can you tell if someone else is lying? (Listen for Kendall's super informational explanation of how to be your own personal lie detector- and then if that gameshow "To Tell the Truth" is revived you can clean up!! Just remember your old podcasting friends when you're looking to unload some of those winnings!)

Cliff regales the world with the tale of the first lie he ever told. Kendall tries to pull one over on our listeners and even MORE.


Also, we debut the new segment "Cliff and Kendall's History Lesson" and we again venture into the fan favorite world of "Weird News!!" (You won't believe some of the strange stuff Kendall's dug up this week! Outrageous!!)

So come along, as your old buddies explore the world of bending the truth. And there isn't one mention of "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" or "Iraq is overflowing with weapons of mass destruction." Can you believe it? We forgot to get political!! You'll just have to wait for our Fourth of July Fireworks show.