Food Alert #1

Beware if you find yourself in a gas station looking for a "healthy" snack. I know you can't believe someone who bares such a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hutt is typing the word HEALTHY.

Anyway- Fig Newton snack pack has two Newtons in it about the length of a pinky finger. Here's the BEWARE part!! There's a regular and low fat newton pack- AND the nutrition facts are confusing! The low fat pack has TWO SERVINGS in the snack pack and the regular has but ONE! And they're the same size!!

It seemed so important when I began this post!

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall Cartoon!

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it's time for 3 Cliff and Kendall cartoons!

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Links-a-go-go!!!

Alternate titles for this post include:
Links-a-palooza
There’s a Whole Lotta Linkin’ Goin’ On!

THIS is what I spent a while researching this morning.

Someone stole our IDEA/schtick (which we stole from someone else).

Here’s a fun conglomeration of variant confluences you can WATCH.

Instead of eating something bad for you, why not just READ about it instead??

Finally, look HERE or HERE.

**and I didn't draw that guy up there. because if i did- he would've looked like cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall cliff and kendall ya know?

Relief

I just had to add another post regarding our new episode. Kendall calls it Opera Winfrey Presents: Cliff and Kenda. I like it, has a nice ring to it.

Anyway, the post below this one is a little disturbing. It features photos talked about in our Weird News segment. The post below that one is possibly more disturbing as it contains the song I wrote called "harry potter scarf." Don't say we didn't warn you.

Here's a little taste of favorite things, guess which one is mine and which one is Kendall's:

and here's something else to ease the pain: