What a Wonderful World

Cliff and Kendall are influencing the world!!! Just look at the top 10 things trending on Yahoo! No, I don't give a shit about debt ceilings! And who the fuck is Bree Boyce? WHO CARES!?!?

OPRAH-JAKE-ROSEANNE-FRANCO!

Have a scroll down the blog and you will see so many of their faces! And I don't go a day without trying to Oprah-fy myself! (Especially since, as you'll hear on this week's show, I'm a talk show host with a supporting roll in an independent film!)

Maybe today will be great?

**UPDATE: Turns out Bree Boyce is a beauty queen who lost 110 pounds and has written (no kidding) a book about OBESITY! Another score for Cliff and Kendall!**

Madonna and (another) Child!

Congratulations to Madonna- on Friday the courts of Malawi granted her adoption of 3 year old Mercy.  

The tot will be taken from the orphanage she's been living in to Mama Warbucks' home soon- if she hasn't already. The sun came out for this little girl today- what a great thing!

Belated: Earth Day Special

**As mentioned on this week's show**

New Show: Japan (or Kimono Shopping)

Konichiwa! This week our show is all about the land of the rising sun. From Mt. Fuji to Tokyo to Kyoto we're everything Japanese! We've also got a special guest to fill us in on all the ancient Japanese secrets, and we learn more about what it takes to join the mile high club.

Grab your chopsticks and some rice paper, we're off!

Hath Not Shakespeare Eyes?? Find Out!

Click HERE to read all about how we know now what old William "The Bard-o-rama" Shakespeare looks like even though we thought we knew before!!!

Spoiler: He looks similar!

Humanity!

New African Podcast!

Have you heard our new episode???

It's a foray into info-tainment! And it's pretty good, if I do say so myself. Frequent Guest Star Alan (or FGSA for short) stops by and treats us to tales of his journeys in Africa! What you can expect:

malaria

poop stories

and more!

and we answer the most burning question of all: Do they know its Christmas in Africa????

Find Out!! And stay tuned for a "Seinfeld" themed version of "Things You Should Know!"

Foot Phone!!! (Not "Get Smart" Related)

You are on the interney right now- but did you know that there are a couple people left in the world who don't have the same direct access to all the news, celebrity gossip, and pornography that you do??

Well- of those few people, there are even a couple who don't got no phone! Click HERE to learn more about some people who are doing a very green/innovative thing by powering phone calls by using a bicycle to take the phone to the people! (Now, who these people with no phones are gonna call . . .)