3rd Day of Cliff and Kendall Blog!

The end is coming everyone!!!!!!!!!!

The horrible, terrible, most depressing end of the Christmas season. By Saturday we'll all be on ledges everywhere needing someone to talk us down! I will miss my Christmas lights, my tree, my baubles, and razzleberry dressing.

Sorry to overload you with videos- but the one above should remind us that killing ourselves on the 26th is not a necessity. Not if we keep Christmas with us all through the year.

Please Stop Fucking!!!!

In a bit of horrible news that I totally called on a podcast earlier this summer- the incredibly irresponsible and IDIOTIC Duggar family is about to unleash another child onto this overpopulated planet!

NO THANK YOU!

I knew from the title of their insanely ludicrous TV Show "18 & Counting . . ." that they would have another child. TLC probably paid for it! These people need a fucking condom, vasectomy, hysterectomy, BIRTH CONTROL, or something!!! I understand the opposition to abortion- but wear a FUCKING RUBBER!!!

STOP HAVING SO MANY FUCKING BABIES!!!!! THEY ARE STEALING ALL MY OXYGEN!

(I know all the kids are cute and shit, but does any one family need 19 people???? What if we all did that? We would have to mow down every inch of forest, fill in all the lakes and rivers, and build houses on the polar ice caps, and still we would all die. I just know it!)

Madonna and (another) Child!

Congratulations to Madonna- on Friday the courts of Malawi granted her adoption of 3 year old Mercy.  

The tot will be taken from the orphanage she's been living in to Mama Warbucks' home soon- if she hasn't already. The sun came out for this little girl today- what a great thing!

Poll Results!- C+K v. Today's Youth

Here are the results from our most popular poll ever!! A record number of people turned out to vote- and the results showed most of us fogies realize that youth is simply wasted on the young. Now get off my lawn, bitches!!

Cliff and Kendall v. Today's Youth