Having a Rage Stroke

There is a new show- and yes it is a Christmas Classic and yes it really is very good.

The server is of course fucked up. Much like man- we do not control the Universe, but must put up with its whims be they evil or beautiful.

Still, all in all- I'm having a rage stroke (like Jenna on last night's '30 Rock'!) But what are you gonna do? I'm gonna down some egg nog and maybe when I wake up it'll be to a frosty Christmas miracle.

F^(# Spike TV!!

Spike TV the channel all about testosterone that no one watches unless they are "high on steroids" or need something to do between crushing beer cans on their foreheads- has released a list of ten actresses "past their expiration date." Would Lifetime do this for men?? Not even Oxygen would do this to men!!!

Actresses on the list included Lindsay Lohan (whose career may be over, but still!) and others like Julia Roberts (still MY sweetheart!) and Sarah Jessica Parker (what is it with straight men and her? Why are they threatened? Oh she's known for playing a strong female character and that must make their little weenies shrivel!)

I was unaware actresses had an expiration date- I thought that was more of a milk thing!

Also included: Nicole Kidman, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Meg Ryan, Renee Zellweger, Teri Hatcher, and Helen Hunt- watch out women of Hollywood- better not turn 40!! or fuckheads at cable stations will not beat off to fantasies of you anymore!! What a shame!

FUCK you Spike TV! And the cable station past its expiration date is . . .

Please Stop Fucking!!!!

In a bit of horrible news that I totally called on a podcast earlier this summer- the incredibly irresponsible and IDIOTIC Duggar family is about to unleash another child onto this overpopulated planet!

NO THANK YOU!

I knew from the title of their insanely ludicrous TV Show "18 & Counting . . ." that they would have another child. TLC probably paid for it! These people need a fucking condom, vasectomy, hysterectomy, BIRTH CONTROL, or something!!! I understand the opposition to abortion- but wear a FUCKING RUBBER!!!

STOP HAVING SO MANY FUCKING BABIES!!!!! THEY ARE STEALING ALL MY OXYGEN!

(I know all the kids are cute and shit, but does any one family need 19 people???? What if we all did that? We would have to mow down every inch of forest, fill in all the lakes and rivers, and build houses on the polar ice caps, and still we would all die. I just know it!)

New Show: Drop the Haterade!!

It's worse than rancid Gatorade- hate and negativity!  This week we share tips on thinking POSITIVE!!  Come on a fresh, new, happy journey with us!! 

Also: Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, an Etiquette Tip, a Jake Gyllenhaal story, Roseanne recollections, and more sass than you can shake a HUGE stick at!! 

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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Just Say No to Rockstar Energy Drink!

Did you know that Rockstar energy drink is owned and operated by an ultra-right wing doofus?? Well- it is!!! 

It's time to throw you're NRG$$$ to someone with less nazi-like views on life.  They hates the gays and also the autistic!! But don't just listen to me: FIND OUT MORE.