F^(# Spike TV!!

Spike TV the channel all about testosterone that no one watches unless they are "high on steroids" or need something to do between crushing beer cans on their foreheads- has released a list of ten actresses "past their expiration date." Would Lifetime do this for men?? Not even Oxygen would do this to men!!!

Actresses on the list included Lindsay Lohan (whose career may be over, but still!) and others like Julia Roberts (still MY sweetheart!) and Sarah Jessica Parker (what is it with straight men and her? Why are they threatened? Oh she's known for playing a strong female character and that must make their little weenies shrivel!)

I was unaware actresses had an expiration date- I thought that was more of a milk thing!

Also included: Nicole Kidman, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Meg Ryan, Renee Zellweger, Teri Hatcher, and Helen Hunt- watch out women of Hollywood- better not turn 40!! or fuckheads at cable stations will not beat off to fantasies of you anymore!! What a shame!

FUCK you Spike TV! And the cable station past its expiration date is . . .

Favorite TV of the year that's now over

Okay- I would say that my favorite show of last year was AMC's Mad Men. The first season I watched from Netflix and season 2 from Kendall's DVR. Brilliant!

The 60's, Cigarette ads, women treated like objects, minorities treated like less- a very eye-opening show that let's us see how far we've come. But still so far to go- can you see the pro(Obama)mised land??

Now, I'm gonna bet that Kendall's favorite show was "Lost." If you don't know much about that show- check our podcast archives because we did an entire episode devoted to it! Aww, and it was our first show in HD- memories . . .

Honorable Mention: Roseanne Reruns!

"Roseanne" was one of the all-time best sitcoms ever- and is really just as hilarious and fresh- and VITAL today as ever. How long has it been since you've seen a show about REAL POOR PEOPLE?? Not a caricature, or an exploitative 'reality' show? "Roseanne" deserves to be seen again (and most seasons are very affordable on Amazon- $15-$20 a piece).

I must say watching the Connors struggles makes me feel MUCH BETTER about being poor and imperfect! Try not feeling like a pile of obese shit while watching "Gossip Girl"- now watch "Roseanne" and feel your self confidence rise!!!! A++++