10 Fattest States!

Of course coming in at #3 is Cliff and Kendall's birthplace: Tennessee!!! TN was at #2 previously but when Kendall moved to L.A. it dropped.

Just how fat is America? VERY! Here's the full top 10:

1. Mississippi: 35.4 percent
2. Louisiana: 33.9 Percent
3. Tennessee: 32.9 Percent
4. Kentucky: 32.4 Percent
5. Oklahoma: 32 Percent
6. West Virginia: 31.7 Percent
7. Alabama: 31.6 Percent
8. Arkansas: 31.5 Percent
9. Missouri: 30.6 Percent
10. Michigan & South Dakota: 30.3 Percent

Whoa Daddy! Cliff and Kendall are attempting a "weight loss journey"- won't you join us?

P.S. Is it just me, or do you not see skinny people everywhere?!? I read all these fat studies and I know I'm part of the problem (as is my common-law wife, the Dairy Queen), but all I see are skinny people everywhere! Is it just that skinny folks draw our eyes? And maybe our eyes bounce off of the obese Cliff and Kendalls of the world?

No Sex Pants- For Teens!

The teen-centric pants above are available for girls from K-mart, America's 8th favorite discount superstore, and are sure to become a hit! What young girl doesn't want to advertise her chastity all over her ass?

Let me tell you, those pants are gonna sell out in TN. "True Love Waits" is very big there, or at least it was in high schools around the turn of the millennium. Several kids even wore promise rings- not to their future fiances mind you- but to themselves/Jesus that they'd never give in to the naughty urges until their weddin' nights. If the Honda Accord is rockin' don't come a knockin'! But mostly the ones who wore the self-promise rings were the types who need not make a vow to maintain celibate. They pretty much were assured to remain that way unless drastic measures were taken (re: $$$, or Jack Daniels interference).

Also pictured is my high school: Greenbrier High School to be exact, and a few fellows these pants are sure to please. The currently rotting corpse of Jerry Falwell, the currently rotting Pope, and a caricature of Jesus.

Below are a few designs I came up with myself. In case Kendall and I rise to the Z List and need a hobby like clothing design.

Below is one more pair. Too political?? I'm just trying to heal the party y'all!

Happy Birthday to our Friend!

Yes, it's true! A close personal friend of mine and Kendall's is having a birthday today!!

Twenty Seven years ago, the world was blessed with the birth of the one and only, multi-talented, artiste: Justin Timberlake. Born in Tennessee (like all the best celebrities) his musical talent was discovered while still in the womb. His mother first heard his heavenly voice humming along to the car radio as she was being driven to the hospital.



He later went to elementary school with RheAnn White (our connection! check out our top friends on MYSPACE baby!) and it was there he somehow was escorted to the Mickey Mouse Club. He went on to form supergroup 'Nsync with those other boys. (Fun fact: it was during this time he first appeared on my bedroom wall!)



After the dissolution of TRL trailblazers 'Nsync, he went on to record the hot and heavy albums "Justified" and "Futuresex/Lovesounds." He is now currently immortal.



Help us in wishing JT the happiest of rich and famous birthdays!