Finally!! Someone Calls Out the Monstrous Duggar Family!

"People" Magazine has at last mustered the BALLS to call out the grotesque Duggar family for using up all my oxygen!!!

They say they want more children!!! "Our hearts haven't changed" they say- well, you know what??? The fucking world has changed!!! There's now less elbow room than ever thanks to your litter- excuse me litterS of kids!

Use some birth control or hey- just STOP FUCKING!

This is REAL!!!

We all know some animals are just MONSTERS (and though we should not eat them) they are here on earth for the sole reason of frightening us: bears, alligators, crocodiles, and such. 

But the above Goblin Shark is one of the scariest I've ever seen!!! I don't want to be mean to it, but if I ran into in a dark canal I would swim the other way!!! Terror in the water!

Click HERE to read more about one of God's more fascinating and horrifying creatures. 

Vampire Skull Found!!!

Yes it is TRUE!!!!  Click HERE to find out about this devilish and unearthly person of the night!

Aughhh! Stay inside!!! it's Friday the 13th!!!

Did you know you may DIE HORRIBLY while reading this??? You might! Because today is the 13th!! and its a fuckin Friday too!!! I shit you not!!

Okay- calm down- maybe its all a superstition? MAYBE NOT!!! Click here to learn amazing and slightly HORRIBLE facts all about today!!

I know for sure I wouldn't go see that new Jason reboot- I'd pray to the Lord the old one's on AMC or available to stream online legally somewhere! 

Try and remain calm- but know THIS IS NOT A TEST. 

(oh and you might as well prepare- this UNLUCKIEST of years has 1.5 x 2 Friday the 13ths!! yes THREE) aughhhhhhhhhhhh . . . 

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!