Bell in the MoFo Inkwell, Y'all!

Have you seen the new 100 Dollar Bill???????

Well, of course I don't mean in real life- I'm aware how sassy the economy is being right now- but I mean in the internet way??

It's effin' fancy as Kendall might say- and maybe some loose slut designed it, cuz it's gonna look good up on a hooker's dresser.

Sass, sass, dirty joke. And oh yeah- there's a LIBERTY BELL in an ink well!!! Click HERE to read another sassy description of the new C-Note and see a government video that promotes us all getting some Benji's!

New Episode: That's Money Honey!

This week's show is all about SAVING MONEY!!! It's a free way to spend 46 minutes and 38 seconds!! Up now on itunes- we've got Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and a free Journey to Busheltown!!

A penny saved is a penny earned- and a podcast heard is . . . well . . . you'll be happy you listened when you're rolling in the green!!! (And I ain't talkin' Irish clover!)

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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Look out Kendall! Is a CA Porn Tax Coming?

Uh oh! California is out of dough! And Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger may want to tax you where the sun don't shine. A tax has been proposed on "Adult Media" that could cost you up to 25% more in the back of the video store! Kendall (and millions of other Californians) can't afford to drive anywhere- thanks to skyrocketing gas prices- and now they can't afford to stay home and jerk off either!

Sucks for them- let's hope these ideas don't come to pass, and if they do- let's hope they stay out west!

Click here for the CNN story!

Too Much $$$? Solution!

So by now you know that George W. Bush wants to stimulate you (economically). And I'm sure you're finding yourself thinking, "well, gosh I just gots to help out our faltering economy so that we can build a better mousetrap to catch all the terrorists by their curly little corkscrew tails." You were thinking that right?

Well- Kendall and I have a solution FOR YOU!! Here are some ways to spend that FAT check from Uncle Sam. (Whatever you do: DO NOT SAVE IT, and sure enough DO NOT PAY DOWN CREDIT CARDS WITH IT. I don't care what Suze Orman tells you to do. She's got Oprah money.)

A) If you've a hairy back like some podcaster you've never heard of: You'll need a large quantity of Nair to get rid of that mess! Go from hot tranny mess to hot tranny in minutes with Nair hair removal lotion!

B) You will want to bone up for this summer's big TV Shows turned Movies- "Sex and the City" arrives in theaters in 2 weeks with "The X-Files" on its trail in July. And for these summer event films you will need to refresh your memory: Did Carrie really like shoes or did she really like office supplies? Was Scully's father abducted by the Cigarette Smoking Man? Fun Fact: Mulder's sister was named Samantha- just like Carrie's sluttiest friend!!

C) Blow your wad on eBay! You can find ways to spend your money (many times over) on things like a cookie jar or Batman's utility belt! (Each currently going for thousands of dollars- snotrags to rich bitches like you are now!)

Queer as a ??? Dollar Bill?

Have you seen the new money?? It's so Ellen yo!