First Lady Update

In case you were wondering, our First Lady of Podcasting- RheAnn- is alive and well in Japan! She is about three hours away from the nuclear site that is now frightening everyone. If you ask us, Japan is lucky she's there! She'll be able to do what she does best: help people. (It's her favorite part of the job, too). For more info from C&K's First Lady, you can click HERE for her own blog.

Happy Valentine's Day!

We really do want you to be our Valentine!! That's right- no need to look behind you- we want YOU to be our Valentine!

Whether you're currently reading this on your Blackberry as you walk down a candlelit hallway en route to your naked lover who is patiently awaiting you on a bed of rose petals, or if you are eating Donut Stix at your desk and trying to stretch the waist of your pants a little bit- we love you!

There's no better way to celebrate today than by listening to this week's Heart Shaped episode of Cliff and Kendall (in the player over on the right!)- you can turn it on as you drink beer after beer by yourself or during your erotic love-making; it's a versatile show!

Just make sure you are living and loving (someone/something) today- the only Valentine's Day 2011 there will ever be! (As far as we know).

**Also do you doubt Cliff and Kendall's effect on culture? Check out the Sassy Hearts in the photo up top!

***P.S. History Lesson:

According to my Grandmother, in the olden days- a young lover would come to your house and leave a Valentine for you on your porch! (Kind of like reverse trick-or-treating). Your admirer would tap on your door with a stick to make some noise and then scamper away before you got out to pick up your Valentine!

Alone at Home Now

How did I not know that Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis were together for EIGHT YEARS??? Anyway, in a case of too little information too late, they've broken up. But they remain friends!!! See in Hollywood there are people who can remain friends.

EIGHT YEARS!!!!! What the fudge.

Off Topic: Romance

I generally like my love songs to be stories sung by Dolly Parton about adulterous hill-people that resort to witchcraft, BUT I have to say this song ("Marry You") is the single most romantic song I have ever heard.

I wept when the New Directions sang it at Kurt's Dad's and Finn's Mom's wedding!!!!!!!!!! And I don't cry at romantic things!

Is it because my heart is made of ice, that in these winter months, its thoughts turn to love? I think, yes.

It's True- Fiber One Alert!

ALERT: The box says that our beloved Fiber One Bars "Now, Tastes Even Better." And as grammatically incorrect as that last sentence was: it was TRUE. They do taste even better!!!

Now for a while the Kellogg's Fiber Plus bars have been touting "Tastes Better Than Fiber One" on their boxes- but I never really bought that. Fiber Plus bars are a different animal. They're softer and more candy bar like. Very good- but not a solid "hunger killer" the way Fiber One bars are.

Fiber Plus bars are best served, broken in half or thirds and warmed inside a hot bag of popcorn. Fiber One bars are best served any time at all. And now they taste even better!!! They are good warmed in a pocket (like the gummy bears from 'Ferris Bueller') or unwrapped and microwaved for 5-10 seconds. Like eating a cookie from the oven. I love Fiber One Bars.

A Middle Eastern Fantasy Starring Carrie Bradshaw

Loved it! Haters to the left- go suck some dick Samantha hasn't already claimed. The girls are back in a movie that's part "Sex and the City" TV series, part "Lawrence of Arabia," and a little bit Marx brothers.

The first half hour features Liza Minnelli singing "Single Ladies" which is well worth the ticket price alone. Tremendous! Carrie me to Number 3!

Oprah is Cliff and Kendall

This video is great for exactly 2 reasons: Charlotte's reaction to being asked about the "Sex and the City 2" poster (where the gilrs have mostly been photo-shopped beyond recognition) and the last 2 or 3 seconds where Oprah exposes what she's really going to be doing while enjoying the Met's Fashion Gahhhla.

VALENTINES DAY video

The internet is a wonder- here is part one of the classic special "Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown" from Youtube.  Parts 2 and 3 are also online- as is the entire "Charlie Brown Valentine" special from the early 2000s.  

Happy Valentine's Day from Cliff and Kendall- wishing you lots of chocolate, conversation hearts, and if the opportunity presents itself: mega boning.  

Craziness! Woman burned alive for Witchery!

Click HERE to read the CNN story of a woman in Papa New Guinea (or somewhere) that was burned alive!! Terrible!!!

What's next?!?? Burning people alive for podcasting? Witchery should be embraced and loved! What's wrong with a little Love Potion #9? Nothing! Let's all love one another and our differences! Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six armed goddess? Well- you will be if we don't all learn to get along!

How Kendall and I Feel About You