The Cliff and Kendall Drinking Game

Finally, we've made getting drunk fun again!

THE PLAYERS:

For 1 to 1,000!

THE RULES:

If you're playing against another team, split the DRINKING PROMPTS evenly among you. Or if you're playing alone (or for maximum drunkenness) you can drink to all of them!

THE DRINKING PROMPTS:

Take a drink when you hear . . .

A belch

Kendall's dinger

the compound word "disco stick"

Cliff or Kendall break into song

At the mention of the Cliff and Kendall "Extended Family"

(This includes Mr. Snodbottom, Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, our First Lady, Frequent Guest Star Alan, etc.)

Cliff or Kendall talk about how fat they are

A Little Johnny joke

A joke that begins at the Pearly Gates

The listener addressed as "You"

That Sad Music

. . . and feel free to add and create your own! The list should be ever evolving!

THE WINNERS:

The ones who've won are those that have not yet passed out or gotten alcohol poisoning by the end of the show!

PLEASE PLAY THE CLIFF AND KENDALL DRINKING GAME RESPONSIBLY

Oscar Picture Game!

This game really works! Its like the bar game where there are two pictures with one thing changed- I got up to the Penelope Cruz round and couldn't take it anymore- see how high you can go!

Game for Blockheads

Hey- are you bored at home or work or in the fancy prison that lets you access our blog? If so- click HERE to play TETRIS for free online y'all! All your friends would do it too- if they knew it was there.

Who's More Evil?

It's fun game time here on the blog!! Inspired by our "FEAR" episode, you see below three Super-Villain profiles and you have to decide for yourself which one is the most evil!!! Fun, huh?

The only way for you to win is to know truly in your heart that you have chosen the correct answer. And your prize is self-fulfillment. Ready to play?


A) Alien. She's a bitch baby! She'll rip you up soon as look at ya. Or she'll lay a baby in your brain! Just be glad you don't live in the future or you know everytime you had the slightest heartburn, you'd be waiting for one of her babies to burst from your chest!


B) It. He IS fear!! He lives in the sewers and can come up through the drain in your bathtub. He can come through the faucet in the sink at work. He can transform into a giant spider and eat your face!


C) Mike Huckabee. He's running a bigoted Hell-Fire campaign to be your next Commander In Chief! He wants to cut and paste the Constitution like a drunk Martha Stewart making valentines! He sure don't want you to get an abortion! What will he do with all the unwanted children? Maybe he'll eat them!