Channing Tatum String Theory

When I think to myself of the report that Becky printed out which showed topics that drive up web-traffic, I'm reminded of a popular post we posted at some point before the Channing Tatum stripper movie came out.

It featured shots of Channing Tatum in his stripper days, dancing up a sharknado in his g-string (imagine, just imagine what that g-string would go for on ebay).

Did you know he was a stripper? (If not, what gulag were you just released from?) Well, he was. Did you also know that in the book of Deuteronomy G-d forbids men as fat as Cliff and Kendall from even taking off their hats!?!? True. Don't believe me? Buy the book.

An eternity in hell for not wearing hats!!! 

Beach Weather

Well, Summer is really heating up out there! If you've worked hard and eaten right (like I have NOT), then you're ready for a day at the beach!

In other news, our office worker Becky ran a diagnostic and found that we get a fair bit of our web traffic from people googling "Zac Efron beach" or maybe "Zac Efron shirtless" . . .

"Zac Efron wet" "Zac Efron barefoot" "Zac Efron just coming out of the water pushing his hair out of his face with his eyes still closed" etc.

And when you get down to it, at the end of the day, the way the cookie really crumbles is: pictures of Zac Efron are like pleasant wall paper to any normal gay guy. They're like doilies to Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn- just nice to have around.