If you should find yourself as an adult with a snow day- what should you do? Catch up on home repairs? Begin reading those Dickens books Oprah chose for her book club? Use the day to get a jump start on your taxes? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
You, of course, walk across the street to the liquor store!
You buy a box of wine!
You tap that shit and have a glass (or 7) while you watch movies in bed! Hey the wine's no Two-Buck Chuck, but if left out in the snow a little longer (or in the refrigerator) it'll be better than building any snowman.
Tip it, you goomba!
