Most People Don't Understand Weather

According to this ARTICLE most average morons don't get when it's going to rain. Do YOU know what a 20% chance of precipitation means??? Read and find out!!

All I know is I KNOW RAIN. And SNOW. And of course SUNSHINE.

I'm unclear on Partly Cloudy days however.

Sex- the Lord's Way

SEX in church!!! Yes according to THIS article- some church in Alabammy is tryin' to stir up some trouble with sinners by preaching about "Great Sex: God's Way."

Isn't sex 'God's way' fucking through a hole cut in  a sheet?

At any rate, I'm gonna go have a gay eleven-way and then watch this: