So MAYBE it’s Friday afternoon and POSSIBLY you are sitting at work BORED. Just maybe!! It might also be Wednesday at 7:30 am. I don’t know your personal reality. But either way, if you are looking for things to look for, you’ve stumbled to the right place.
Here are 10 things Kendall and I think are worth giving your most passing of glances.
A) Thirsty? Take a look HERE for a loving tribute to sodas of bygone eras. Crystal Pepsi, Coke II, we hardly knew ye . . .
B) Mankind has worked tirelessly for centuries to achieve the level of technological advancements we have to enjoy today. THIS is what we’ve done with it.
C) Today’s music scene is so diverse, and we as a human race are so loyal, it only makes sense that DIRT NASTY is a rising rap star. Check out “1980” if you haven’t already done so. It’s better than snorting coke off a hooker’s ass.
D) Speaking of snorting coke/hooker’s asses: Some shirts on this site are bad. Some are very very bad. And some shouldn’t exist at all. But you can still LOOK at them. I think I’d get the one that says “Save Gas, Ride the Handicapped” or maybe the one about librarians. Kids reading this should Google Baby Gap instead!
E) Finally, to gear up for May’s “Sex and the City” movie (or for tonight at home alone with your “Sex and the City” DVDs) CHECK OUT this addition sure to “Carrie” you away quickly to a land of shoe sales and men who like to cuddle (although probably with other men).
BONUS!
Cake recipe worth checking out—YUM!! Don’t say Cliff and Kendall don’t love stay at home mothers and alco/chocoholics!
CLICK FOR SEXY LADY! (She was the first one to come to mind . . .)
CLICK FOR SEXY DUDE! (He was not the first one to come to mind {he was close though}, but I’m trying to expand horizons here . . .)
Okay he was the first to come to mind. Der.
Here are 10 things Kendall and I think are worth giving your most passing of glances.
A) Thirsty? Take a look HERE for a loving tribute to sodas of bygone eras. Crystal Pepsi, Coke II, we hardly knew ye . . .
B) Mankind has worked tirelessly for centuries to achieve the level of technological advancements we have to enjoy today. THIS is what we’ve done with it.
C) Today’s music scene is so diverse, and we as a human race are so loyal, it only makes sense that DIRT NASTY is a rising rap star. Check out “1980” if you haven’t already done so. It’s better than snorting coke off a hooker’s ass.
D) Speaking of snorting coke/hooker’s asses: Some shirts on this site are bad. Some are very very bad. And some shouldn’t exist at all. But you can still LOOK at them. I think I’d get the one that says “Save Gas, Ride the Handicapped” or maybe the one about librarians. Kids reading this should Google Baby Gap instead!
E) Finally, to gear up for May’s “Sex and the City” movie (or for tonight at home alone with your “Sex and the City” DVDs) CHECK OUT this addition sure to “Carrie” you away quickly to a land of shoe sales and men who like to cuddle (although probably with other men).
BONUS!
Cake recipe worth checking out—YUM!! Don’t say Cliff and Kendall don’t love stay at home mothers and alco/chocoholics!
CLICK FOR SEXY LADY! (She was the first one to come to mind . . .)
CLICK FOR SEXY DUDE! (He was not the first one to come to mind {he was close though}, but I’m trying to expand horizons here . . .)
Okay he was the first to come to mind. Der.
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