Our Invitation Was . . .

Lost in the mail? WE GUESS! Anyway- yours probably was too. Recently Kathy Griffin had a game night at her house and she invited a cavalcade of celebrities and some random "hot dudes."

But no Cliff and Kendall in site!! A list of the notable non-Cliff and Kendall's in attendance:

LANCE BASS

CHRIS PRATT

CHRIS COLFER

LAUREN ZIZES

Hair Post

Also, as I watched "The Office" last night- I became very jealous of Jim's hair. Bald men will do sad things like that. Pick up old Barbie dolls from Goodwill and stroke their straw-like locks, now matted with gum and grime. Jealously wishing . . .

Anyway- Jim's hair did remind me of "The Simpsons" Halloween show where Homer wore a toupee made from Snake's hair after he was executed and then Homer goes crazy. I believe the segment was called "Hell Toupee." Gosh, for a cartoon, Snake had some great hair too. Hair someone might . . . kill for . . .

Fate Forgot Me

From People.com:

"Guess they have similar taste! Jake Gyllenhaal and Zac Efron bumped into each other outside the Solstice Sunglass Boutique in New York. According to a source, the guys both tried on the same shades while shopping separately. Gyllenhaal was there first and was soft-spoken and friendly while browsing the frames, the source says."

And where was I?!??!? At home in bed, eating a Dairy Queen Blizzard no doubt! Why did I never consider the possibility that my true calling in life is to work at a damn sunglasses store??!?

Griffin, Party of Three

Recently Joan Rivers, Kathy Griffin, and CHER had a "girls night in"- and you can only imagine what fun they had!!

Joan was quoted:

On the Rumored Girls Night She Had With Cher and Kathy Griffin:

It’s true and it was great. The rule was no makeup and no hair. We sat there and had wine and sushi and just talked and talked. It was a great, great night. We talked about who’s done what, who’s screwing whom, who’s a liar, just everything. We all had a wonderful time.

Next time ladies, make it a table for five!! Okay, table for seven. (Kendall and I each take up two seats).

Photo Gallery

Jake Gyllenhaal with Jenny Lewis at the Golden Globes! Do they need a morbidly obese third wheel?

I rode through the parking lot on a horse with no name.

Ricky Gervais with Our Lady of Broadcast Comedians on the set of the new Muppet movie!

Freddy at the fair.

J is for Jumpin' Jehovah I'm Jealous!

Okay officially about to go all Incredible Hulk (turn huge and green) with envy for Our Lady of Broadcast Comedians!

In the past week or so Kathy has twatted pics of herself with not only the hottest disco stick in town (see post below), but also: the hottest newcaster in town (Anderson Cooper, above), the hottest butter promoter in town (Paula Deen) and . . .

. . . what you don't recognize this legend from the back? Well- IT'S CHER MOTHERFUCKERS.