#1. "It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache."
#2. "Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!"
#3. "Oh, I sure hope you're from Keebler!"
This is penultimate weekend before Halloween! So that means if you've been sitting on your bloated, pumpkin-like ass and haven't watched "Hocus Pocus" yet- WTF are you waiting for!?!? A virgin to light a black flame candle?
