2014 The Best Year Ever

Sorry it's still Xmas on this blog- I'll get Austin on that- Hope you're having the bestest year ever in your home.

This year on the blog, we can promise post after post! Yes, I promise to post at least two more times before Xmas 2104. All kidding aside, maybe we'll have a countdown or something- I don't know how to make one of those Buzzfeed slideshows. We could countdown the top 50 "Mary Tyler Moore Show" episodes or the top 100 shirtless Zac Efron pics. 

WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS?!?!?!? 

I DO: EXCELLENT PODCASTS BY "THE FAT HOSTS" CLIFF AND KENDALL! LISTEN TO OUR NEWEST EPISODES OR DOWNLOAD OVER ON THE RIGHT! 

***If you're in Busheltown, catch us at 4am Sunday mornings on KBSH Rye 99!

Hulu Movies

A person like me, who is firmly planted in the 21st century- watches many shows on Hulu.com. I have watched movies on there- I know a while ago I watched "Xanadu" and an old Marx brothers movie. But judging by their top 10 most Popular Movies, I'm going to say most Hulu movie watchers are Moms (who watch Lifetime movies) and 12 year old boys (who watch movies with titles like "Strictly Sexual," "Kama Sutra," and "Everybody's Doing It.")

Not sure who is watching "Earth Keepers" or "Fat Head" or what the hell they are.

Get these motherfu . . . Plane story

Remember when Kendall and I did that show when we were on the plane, seated on either side of a crusty nun? Well- if you don;t SHAME on U!

Anyway- we should have waited, because the future of air travel sounds mighty LUXurious 2 US! Private compartments, wi-fi, lounges, and other perks make it sound like all us will one day be members of the mile high club! Of course, Kendall and I would each need to book a double-wide compartment if we hoped to get anyone else in there with us. Learn more HERE!

TV Right into Your BRAIN- 10 yrs Away!

Okay so follow THIS LINK to read somebody who says that contact lens TVs are TEN YEARS AWAY!!! So on the way to my twentieth high school reunion I can watch TV in my eyes. They also say that there are receptors (or some technical mumbo jumbo) that will adhere to you and relay the emotions of the characters to your brain! They use the example of James Bond- but I'd rather not feel as though I'm falling from a helicopter.

My ONLY concern with this- who needs an imagination or break from TV?? Not your grandkids!!- concern: can these Eye-TVs play my old dvds?? Can I watch Lucy under my eyelids? Can brain receptors tell me what it feels like to try and catch up with the candy machine? Taste Vitameatavegamin? Be continually told I can't be in the show at the Tropicana??? Godspeed scientists!!!