Watch for DANGER!!! - Car Wash Trauma

We all know that danger lurks around three out of four corners, BUT did you know it also lurks inside CAR WASHES?!?!!?

Formerly thought to be a safe haven, a place to unwind from the worries of the world- concentrating on the ocean-like swish of the gentle brushes as they wipe dead bugs from your windsheild, Car Washes have turned into (near) death traps!!!

Loyal blog reader, whom we'll call Beadie (to protect her anonymity) has reported exlusively to CliffandKendall.blogspot.com that she was TRAPPED inside a car wash over the weekend!! As she was relaxing to the gentle spray of suds that tapped ever so softly on the outside of her car, she was suddenly TRAPPED inside as the robotic motion tracks the car was resting on STALLED and refused to advance her car to the next stage of the wash!!

Now, this is a TERRIFYING situation, but luckily we live in a the age of the cellular telephone and Beadie was able to break free from this Orwellian nightmare by dialling up the Car Wash attendant standing by idly inside- eating a Clark Bar no doubt!! As the fates would have it, Beadie was rescued and lives to tell the tale, but you MIGHT NOT BE SO LUCKY!! Fill your bucket lists people: You never know when the roll will be called up yonder!!

So, let's all take a lesson from Beadie's book- keep your cellphones handy, especially in confining and HORRIBLY DANGEROUS places like car washes!!! And you may want to call up Sprint or Verizon and pre-emptively thank them for saving YOUR LIFE!!

UPDATE: Beadie was rewarded a free car wash for her trouble, though she may never fully recover from the mental anguish she suffered due to the robotic negligence of her chosen car wash facility.

Bucket List

The latest bandwagon for Cliff and Kendall to jump on is that of making a "bucket list."

We ain't go no shame! This new episode is really, really good. I'm just layin' it out there. In it, Cliff and Kendall discuss things we want to do before we die, such as boring things like taking trips and winning podcaster awards.

But then things get interesting when we TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE. Its been a mystery for a while and we thought we'd finally clear things up.

(Is it distracting how I write "we" sometimes and "Cliff and Kendall" sometimes?)

We also debut a new segment called "Cliff and Kendall's Media Minute" in which hot topics of the day are discussed and brought to your attention. Because its really all about YOU!

Into the mailbag we also dip, bringing out viewer mail that's too outrageous to be believed!

And did you know, every episode of our show is a labor of love? Emphasis on labor. (One day we'll write a joint autobiography called "Cliff and Kendall: Technical Difficulties.") But we love podcasting and podcasting is our destiny and it is the alpha and the omega so we do it anyway.

Come along on this fantastic voyage!! This is the best episode yet. There I said it. Again.