An Embarrassment of Riches

Should this guy really be in contention to win American Idol? Doesn't he already have enough!?!?! Where are the fat weirdos like that gray haired guy that won- or Ruben Studdard? Clay Aiken was hideous!

Okay I don't watch the show (sorry Ellen!) so maybe all the other contestants are fugly. But come on!

Speed it Up a Little!

Try not to blorch!! But- there's another CGI animal coming your way! And he'll be here in a flash! Oh yes, in the grand cinematic tradition of Garfield, Scooby-Doo, and the Chipmunks comes Speedy Gonzales! With voice talent like George Lopez in the title role- you know you're in for a hell of a good yarn!

Decades from now, we'll be on space porches, sitting in space rocking chairs, saying "They just don't make movies like Speedy Gonzales anymore!"