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So, here's "How-To #1"
All you really need to Have Yourself a Scary Little Halloween:
#1) Something scary, spooky, or specifically Halloween themed to watch or listen to.*
#2) A pumpkin, a large patch of the color orange, or at least some fucking candle light.
Also encouraged, but not mandatory: pumpkin candle, candy, orange light bulb, copy of the Necronomicon
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Example:
Right now I'm watching "Scream 4," there are pumpkins all up in my field of vision, and a candle is aflame.
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Related: Things "Scream 4" has going for it:
#1) My favorite member of the "Cougar Town" Cul-de-sac Crew! Courtney Cox!
#2) Annie from "Community"
#3) a Culkin
#4) It's as least as good as the 4th installment of any other scary franchise. Plus: Courtney Cox!!
and if I was sleazy, I'd say #5) Cute boys (I said IF!!)
How easy it is for us all to have a Happy Halloween!!
*Like a Halloween themed podcast, or Elvira's Gravest Hits
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