Wednesday, January 7, 2009

We All Get Old

You know, you may be thinking of how you used to be younger, tighter, and more sexually desirable- BUT! Did you ever realize we all get old and sad looking??

Even the sexiest of us- turn gray, wrinkly, and fall prey to the thrall of Cheetos brand snack foods. Now you may be saying, "Hey! At least they had their glory days!" Ah, BUT! Do you think it's easier to look in the mirror and see the ravages of time on your once gorgeous face that made others swoon- or do you think it's easier to look in the mirror and think to yourself, "Well, I always looked like shit." I believe the latter.


And don't give me that shit about Sean Connery being perenially sexy. Nay!! He is a dried up old cowhide and has been for decades. So- watch out Zac Efron and friends- You are next!

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