"Actor Mario Lopez (best known for appearing on a children's TV show 20 years ago and, you know, working out a lot) has blown his chances of ever landing a role in a Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, after confessing he once had sex on the Disney theme park ride that inspired the film.
The former Saved by the Bell star insists the acrobatic tryst is his proudest sexual moment, and he jokes that Disneyland bosses should honour his achievement in some way. Lopez tells People magazine, "(It's) a long ride... It's very dark. Hopefully I'll get the raft named after me."
So next time you're in a theme park, watch where you sit- you might be sitting in some of Slater's splooge! What an idiot.
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