Bill Murray is finally answering the prayers of fans all over the world! No- he still hasn't read the script for "Ghostbusters 3"- BUT he's going to play everyone's favorite new dealer: FDR! 
**P.S. Admit it, you didn't have a clue what Calvin Coolidge looked like! 
This chubby 3 year old from China weighs 132 lbs! Cliff and Kendall were at least four and a half when they hit that mark on the scale! 
This young child is the star of the new kids' series "Cliff & Kendall Babies"! A group of spunky obese children get together at a bakery each week and discuss their extreme food addictions!
If you're like Cliff and Kendall (or the baby in that photo) and can't shut your pie-hole when it's late at night and you should be sleeping or resting or doing anything other than eating your 47th handful of peanuts, then you might want to click HERE. They've got a nice list of ways you can distract yourself from the voice in your head that says "who cares how fat I get!" 
As Bonus Month draws to a close, we've got one last bonus show for you today! And it's all about . . . uh . . . pooping. Well- not ALL ABOUT, but that's the theme as we explore the health of your bowels as well as some hilarious #2 stories!! 
P.S. Is it just me, or do you not see skinny people everywhere?!? I read all these fat studies and I know I'm part of the problem (as is my common-law wife, the Dairy Queen), but all I see are skinny people everywhere! Is it just that skinny folks draw our eyes? And maybe our eyes bounce off of the obese Cliff and Kendalls of the world? 
Anyone remember this Pepsi drink? From 2007-ish? I loved to drink one in the afternoon as I worked in a law office. It was Pepsi Caramel something. Diet! Delicious! Discontinued!
Even fat people like me who cannot workout in the morning unless I get up at 4 o'fucking'clock know that morning workouts are great! Click HERE to read some tips about how to get up and get moving in the wee small hours of the morning. 
In case you were wondering, our First Lady of Podcasting- RheAnn- is alive and well in Japan! She is about three hours away from the nuclear site that is now frightening everyone. If you ask us, Japan is lucky she's there! She'll be able to do what she does best: help people. (It's her favorite part of the job, too). For more info from C&K's First Lady, you can click HERE for her own blog.
It may be March everywhere else, but it's currently Christmas in my blender.
Pardon us, but once in a while we like to pull the veil and shine the spotlight on someone who works behind the scenes here at "Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast." And today we'd like to congratulate the producer of our podcast, Mr. Snodbottom, for being named the Man of the Year by the Irritable Bowel Gazette! 
Look what a nice elf gave to me! THIRTY-EIGHT Fiber One brownies!!! Guess how many are left?!?
Yes- they found it! According to THIS scientists have discovered evidence of fossils inside meteorites that crashed into earth or something!! Do you understand what this means? We are not alone!!! So, like, any minute there will be furry and hilarious aliens moving in with us (hide your cats) and probably sexy and super strong aliens coming to protect us from ourselves! 
This fall there will be a television show about troubled master of the macabre Edgar Allan Poe- and he'll be dead sexy! Look at the photos above and try and figure out which one is the real author of "The Raven"! You might not be able to do it, they're such dead ringers!! (Notice how I'm saying dead a lot?- Cuz it's Edgar Allan Poe!)
America needs a laff!!! In this time of Old Glory's need, we come out swinging! We've got an overdose level of Bad Jokes, the world funniest segment: "What the Kidz R Saying" and a guffaw inducing "Journey to Busheltown"! On iTunes now!
One of our other favorite funny ladies- Catherine O'Hara turns 57 today! She's hilarious and the standout in many of Christopher Guest's films, as well as being memorable from SCTV, she's also: oh yeah, never forget she's the mom from "Home Alone"! Why dontcha eat some damn cake for her, okay?
Click HERE and you can read a semi-exhaustive guide to Disney's fifty full-length animated films. Did you know that "Snow White" still ranks with the Top 10 highest grossing films when adjusted for inflation? Above "Avatar" and 5/6 of the "Star Wars" movies? I did! Cuz I read that thing that I linked to!
