Who doesn't like a project?!? And this one is easy and fun! (and stolen). Write your autobiography in as many words as you are old. Mine will be 19 just like me! (okay 28). 
"Whoopi Goldberg and Conky Prepare to Explode Peggy Hill Out of the Asylum for Her Annual Halloween Rampage"
This week our SassyBack Tour concludes with a performance on the Pope's home turf! We sing him (and zing him!) and continually ask the old douche bag to take it! 
How can you not love them!?!?!? I cry at all their moments and assume I will at the wedding too! But we all know what assuming does to U and Me! (They will marry October 8th in an hour long episode).
Britney's Ex- K.Fed- has turned into a slightly less morbidly obese Cliff and Kendall!
The actor who portrays the most-of-the-time evil Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies turns 22 today! Eat a green cake frosted with wriggling magic snakes!
to one of the two best morbidly obese podcasters working today!!
On itunes now (and over to the left on the blog) is our new show: "Cliff's 8th Annual 21st Birthday"! 
The Mistress of the Dark celebrates her gothic terrifying birthday today! Burn a bleeding skull candle in her honor!
. . . or will be at least, whenever this part of Universal Studios Orlando opens up!
This January the Screen Actor's Guild is going to give Betty White a much deserved lifetime achievement award!!
In a bold move- the paparazzi have leaked some pictures from the "Sex and the City 2" movie shoot that perfectly coincide with this week's episode of Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast!
The less musical of my two favorite lesbians is going to be the 4th judge on American Idol- strange!
Visit http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ these are possibly even weirder than all those Walmart . . . um, how to put it kindly? uh . . . Walmart shoppers at the site mentioned in the post below.
"The difference between the almost right word & the right word is really a large matter--it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."
Check out People of Walmart.com for a look at all the people . . . sadly when you're there- you're one of them. (http://peopleofwalmart.com)
This week we are investigative reporters and share the news of the forest fires scorching L.A.
Now I am in favor of Robert Pattinson's big mop of greasy hair just like all the other girls I'm in sixth grade with- BUT! This "Wuthering Heights" tie-in is too much! Must classic literature be sold upon the basis of these (watch out) not very good books???
Now in the interest of fairness and transparency, I will admit I've never read "Wuthering Heights"- but I did read "Twilight" and . . . didn't care for it! It wasn't horrible- I just read through 400 pages where NOTHING happened and even though I had another 100 pages left I found I couldn't possibly care less what happened to these people. No offense!
Now I've gotten this out of my system. Is everybody as ready for Halloween as I am? All this vampire chatter has me excited!
When did "The Tyra Banks Show" become informative? Is she applying for the same endowments for the arts grants that we are with our informational episodes like:
