Friday, October 23, 2009

New Show: Fright Night Halloween Party!


Join us for one final Halloween blowout- no RSVP required!! We have trick'r treaters, old timey games, bowls of nachos, bad jokes, Q & A, Haunted history, and a BLOOD CURDLING Journey to Busheltown!

So if you've no place to go for the scary season- don't worry! There's a light over at the Frankenstein place- and it's us!

Costumes are optional, but bring a dish to pass!

Boo!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Halloween of Hillbilly Willy Special!


A relaxing Autumn vacation turns horrifying when Cliff and Kendall head to Busheltown for the weekend. Don't miss the moment when a beloved character DIES!!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Does This Bumper Sticker Exist?

I know I just made it, but can't have been the first to say it- can I get this somewhere for the rear of my fatmobile?

Friday, October 9, 2009

New Episode: "The Scary Vampire Show"

This week we kick-start the halloween season by 'sinking our teeth into' all things bloodsucker!

With Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know (about Vampires), C & K in the Kitchen, Your Voicemails, and More!!

Watch out for flying bats, and figures that approach you out of the mist . . . the witching season has only just begun!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

New "Vacation" Movie- But . . .

Earth to Kendall! New Line Cinema is planning to make a new installment- or rather, a "reboot-ish" kind of installment in the "Vacation" movie series.

BUT! This one is set to follow a grown up Rusty and his family on some sort of bumbling adventure. Could be good?!? They are hoping to at least have Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo in for cameos as grandparents. I guess that'd be good, but it might just make me sad that they aren't the stars. We'll see! I guess any Griswald is a good Griswald?

Learn more HERE.

Still the Greatest Star!

Look who has the number one album in the country! Pulling an upset and beating out Mariah and Paramore (whoever they are) and climbing back to the top!!

Barbra proves she's still like buttah!!!!!!!!!! (And I helped because I bought the double album version! It's twice as nice.)

F^(# Spike TV!!

Spike TV the channel all about testosterone that no one watches unless they are "high on steroids" or need something to do between crushing beer cans on their foreheads- has released a list of ten actresses "past their expiration date." Would Lifetime do this for men?? Not even Oxygen would do this to men!!!

Actresses on the list included Lindsay Lohan (whose career may be over, but still!) and others like Julia Roberts (still MY sweetheart!) and Sarah Jessica Parker (what is it with straight men and her? Why are they threatened? Oh she's known for playing a strong female character and that must make their little weenies shrivel!)


I was unaware actresses had an expiration date- I thought that was more of a milk thing!

Also included: Nicole Kidman, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Meg Ryan, Renee Zellweger, Teri Hatcher, and Helen Hunt- watch out women of Hollywood- better not turn 40!! or fuckheads at cable stations will not beat off to fantasies of you anymore!! What a shame!

FUCK you Spike TV! And the cable station past its expiration date is . . .

Monday, October 5, 2009

Friday, October 2, 2009

The Wonderful Amy Sedaris



Letterman, extortion, etc. Watch the great (2006?) clip of Amy Sedaris. I'd never seen it and now I'm glad I have! LOVE HER!

New Show: October Awareness Month

Ask yourself this question: "Are you aware of October??" Only you'd say, "Am I aware . . ." Okay- go ahead and ask. I'll wait.

What'd you answer? No?? Well----

You will be after you hear our new podcast that extols the many virtues and bemoans the various pitfalls of the tenth month of the year! We let you in on all the sassy reasons that October is different from the rest!

Also: pierced wangs, science quizzes, gr8 deb8ing, News from Kendall's mom, Media Minute, and BAAAAAAADDDDD Jokes!

Download now from itunes by searching "cliff and kendall" or visit cliffandkendall.com for all the latest haps in the world of sass!